Sanity Held Hostage

Krissy · Krissy

post a link if you have one. I love all the Bud Light commericals. RIght now my favorite commerical is on the Lifetime channel. It's an ad for the movie "Fighting the Odds...The Marilyn Gambrell story" It looks exactly like a made for TV version of "Dangerous Minds". I am not moved by her de...

bawdy · bawdy

You can thank Wezie for these... Office 2006 is here! These are the latest features for the new 2006 business computers! Some Features you may need on your Computer:

Krissy · Krissy

Joe got really lucky. You guys don't match in the looks dept. at all. So I guess not all women are after looks. Be blessed Erik

I got this in my message box today on MySpace. Is it just me, or did this fall flat as a compliment? He must be the guy when you ask "Do these pants make my bu...

twodogday · twodogday

not what I expected when they said this model had increased horse-power

bawdy · bawdy

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.* *Eisenhower has joined the game.* *paTTon has joined the game.* *Churchill has joined the game.* *benny-tow has joined the game.* *T0J0 has joined the game.* *Roosevelt has joined the game.* *Stalin has joined the game.* *deGaulle has joined...

bawdy · bawdy

Here's yet another product of my idle time for your...enjoyment? How To Deal With A Bully High school. A time of life only the strong survive. Unfortunately you're not so strong, and you're bound to encounter a new species...one impossibly large for someone so young-a no-necked beast who s...

bawdy · bawdy

Here's another thread brought back from the dead. I'll begin with a situation that would be considered bad. The next person shows how that situation could be worse. The following poster then adds a worst case scenario. Oh and...try to make them funny! Bad: Your dog really did eat your homework.

Wezie · Wezie

A couple of weeks ago, I got very sick at work and almost passed out. 911 was called and the upshot of the whole thing was that I was dehydrated and had heat exhaustion. We have had some very hot days with the ozone level at an orange alert. The warnings for people who are sensitive in an orange alert mean me,...

Wezie · Wezie

When Damian gets the TBQ back up, are you moving back or staying here?

twodogday · twodogday

Terry walks across the stage to receive his diploma (BA in Math) Tomorrow He was on the 27-year plan....LOL We are having a little get together for the occasion Y'alls invited to join us ....common down to the soup that is our weather

bawdy · bawdy

Krissy · Krissy

This is just wrong

rusty · rusty

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Wezie · Wezie

ME!!!! Tomorrow, the 7th is my 51st birthday. This time last year, I was whining about turning 50. This year, I'm just glad I'm here to be able to celebrate another birthday. So, instead of avoiding the issue, I'm here to CELEBRATE!

&nb...

Krissy · Krissy

I didn't realize you could bottle the essence of such a magnificent man

bawdy · bawdy

Did you really think Godzilla only went to Tokyo to trample shit?

bawdy · bawdy

And this year's winner of the Darwin Award is about to be... "Two, four, six, eight (tons) Who do we appreciate?!" Jimmy was traumatized when he saw that Betsy wasn't wearing panties.

rusty · rusty

WEIRD NEWS: A woman collapsed in a supermarket when her vibrating panties made her faint with pleasure. The kinky 33-year-old housewife was wearing a pair of battery-operated Passion Pants, bought from a sex ship, while she did her shopping, according to the British tabloid The Sun....

Krissy · Krissy

BAD DOG! -- Edited by Krissy at 04:06, 2005-08-09

twodogday · twodogday

"Hurry....there's room for one more!!!!"

twodogday · twodogday

[img]http://www.activeboard.com/download.spark?ID=553&forum...

twodogday · twodogday

What happened to your Blog? been missing for a week or so Are you OK? little kid, big kid and bigger-hubby kid all OK too?

Dina K · Dina K

I need ya'll to be sending your good thoughts my way today. Steve's 20 year old son, "my step-son" was living with us last year, for the 3RD time...anyway, back in December he waited until his dad got to work and picked a HUGE fight with me. He and I got into a big argument just because he didn't lik...

twodogday · twodogday

You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus: 1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. 2. An old friend who once saved your life. 3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about....

twodogday · twodogday

Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb? A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this damn house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit...

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	What is your favorite commercial? (Preview) post a link if you have one. I love all the Bud Light commericals. RIght now my favorite commerical is on the Lifetime channel. It's an ad for the movie "Fighting the Odds...The Marilyn Gambrell story" It looks exactly like a made for TV version of "Dangerous Minds". I am not moved by her de...	Krissy	11	578	Wed Aug 24 12:51 2005 by bawdy
	Office 2006 is here! (Preview) You can thank Wezie for these... Office 2006 is here! These are the latest features for the new 2006 business computers! Some Features you may need on your Computer:	bawdy	7	372	Tue Aug 23 19:49 2005 by bawdy
	Um, thanks....I think? (Preview) Joe got really lucky. You guys don't match in the looks dept. at all. So I guess not all women are after looks. Be blessed Erik I got this in my message box today on MySpace. Is it just me, or did this fall flat as a compliment? He must be the guy when you ask "Do these pants make my bu...	Krissy	18	581	Sat Aug 20 13:38 2005 by bawdy
	Add your caption to this picture 8/20/05 (Preview) not what I expected when they said this model had increased horse-power	twodogday	3	405	Sat Aug 20 13:31 2005 by bawdy
	If WWII took place in a chat room (Preview) Hitler[AoE] has joined the game. Eisenhower has joined the game. paTTon has joined the game. Churchill has joined the game. benny-tow has joined the game. T0J0 has joined the game. Roosevelt has joined the game. Stalin has joined the game. *deGaulle has joined...	bawdy	2	386	Fri Aug 19 13:07 2005 by bawdy
	How To Deal With A Bully (Preview) Here's yet another product of my idle time for your...enjoyment? How To Deal With A Bully High school. A time of life only the strong survive. Unfortunately you're not so strong, and you're bound to encounter a new species...one impossibly large for someone so young-a no-necked beast who s...	bawdy	1	397	Fri Aug 19 13:04 2005 by bawdy
	Good, Bad, Worse (Preview) Here's another thread brought back from the dead. I'll begin with a situation that would be considered bad. The next person shows how that situation could be worse. The following poster then adds a worst case scenario. Oh and...try to make them funny! Bad: Your dog really did eat your homework.	bawdy	12	395	Fri Aug 19 12:57 2005 by bawdy
	Baldy (Preview) A couple of weeks ago, I got very sick at work and almost passed out. 911 was called and the upshot of the whole thing was that I was dehydrated and had heat exhaustion. We have had some very hot days with the ozone level at an orange alert. The warnings for people who are sensitive in an orange alert mean me,...	Wezie	5	399	Wed Aug 17 18:21 2005 by bawdy
	Burning Question (Preview) When Damian gets the TBQ back up, are you moving back or staying here?	Wezie	22	856	Tue Aug 16 13:17 2005 by bawdy
	There is a party in da house (Preview) Terry walks across the stage to receive his diploma (BA in Math) Tomorrow He was on the 27-year plan....LOL We are having a little get together for the occasion Y'alls invited to join us ....common down to the soup that is our weather	twodogday	12	531	Tue Aug 16 13:15 2005 by bawdy
	New Dating Service (Preview)	bawdy	4	389	Mon Aug 15 17:30 2005 by bawdy
	Celebrity look a likes (Preview) This is just wrong	Krissy	1	369	Sun Aug 14 14:21 2005 by bawdy
	Most Embarrassing First Date . . . (Preview) *************************************************************************	rusty	15	594	Sun Aug 14 14:11 2005 by bawdy
	Happy Birthday to... (Preview) ME!!!! Tomorrow, the 7th is my 51st birthday. This time last year, I was whining about turning 50. This year, I'm just glad I'm here to be able to celebrate another birthday. So, instead of avoiding the issue, I'm here to CELEBRATE! &nb...	Wezie	16	605	Fri Aug 12 13:35 2005 by bawdy
	Bawdy, the Soft Drink (Preview) I didn't realize you could bottle the essence of such a magnificent man	Krissy	7	506	Fri Aug 12 13:05 2005 by bawdy
	Caption This! (Preview) Did you really think Godzilla only went to Tokyo to trample shit?	bawdy	6	384	Thu Aug 11 13:49 2005 by bawdy
	Caption This Too! (Preview) And this year's winner of the Darwin Award is about to be... "Two, four, six, eight (tons) Who do we appreciate?!" Jimmy was traumatized when he saw that Betsy wasn't wearing panties.	bawdy	4	389	Thu Aug 11 13:47 2005 by bawdy
	Don't Get Your Panties In A Bunch . . . (Preview) WEIRD NEWS: A woman collapsed in a supermarket when her vibrating panties made her faint with pleasure. The kinky 33-year-old housewife was wearing a pair of battery-operated Passion Pants, bought from a sex ship, while she did her shopping, according to the British tabloid The Sun....	rusty	4	471	Thu Aug 11 13:37 2005 by bawdy
	Why the dog REALLY wants to go outside so much (Preview) BAD DOG! -- Edited by Krissy at 04:06, 2005-08-09	Krissy	2	429	Thu Aug 11 00:57 2005 by rusty
	Add your caption to this picture 8/10/05 (Preview) "Hurry....there's room for one more!!!!"	twodogday	5	413	Wed Aug 10 20:59 2005 by Wezie
	WildKingdom right in my back yard (Preview) [img]http://www.activeboard.com/download.spark?ID=553&forum...	twodogday	8	395	Wed Aug 10 17:18 2005 by rusty
	Milk_Maid (Preview) What happened to your Blog? been missing for a week or so Are you OK? little kid, big kid and bigger-hubby kid all OK too?	twodogday	11	509	Tue Aug 9 13:25 2005 by bawdy
	Alrighty ya'll.... ( 1 2 ) (Preview) I need ya'll to be sending your good thoughts my way today. Steve's 20 year old son, "my step-son" was living with us last year, for the 3RD time...anyway, back in December he waited until his dad got to work and picked a HUGE fight with me. He and I got into a big argument just because he didn't lik...	Dina K	36	1326	Tue Aug 9 13:15 2005 by bawdy
	Thinking outside the Box (Preview) You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus: 1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. 2. An old friend who once saved your life. 3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about....	twodogday	8	515	Sat Aug 6 19:32 2005 by bawdy
	How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb? (Preview) Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb? A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this damn house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit...	twodogday	2	375	Sat Aug 6 13:34 2005 by bawdy
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