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Krissy


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Joe got really lucky. You guys don't match in the looks dept. at all. So I guess not all women are after looks.

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I got this in my message box today on MySpace. Is it just me, or did this fall flat as a compliment?

He must be the guy when you ask "Do these pants make my butt look big"? He would reply "Oh no, honey...your butt looks MUCH bigger without the pants"



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Just tell him what caught your eye was his massive schlong. heh

If you're trying to endear yourself to someone, insulting their spouse may not be the wisest tactic. I'm sure he meant well.

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Krissy, this guy thinks he is flattering you by telling you that you are much too pretty to be with your husband and what a great gal you are that looks aren't important to you.


 


I think he is a rude and crude asshole.



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I think you all are right...

I got an even bigger laugh when I clicked on his picture and saw a redneck with a mullet posing with his beloved Chevy pickup.

Maybe he liked that I had all my teeth?

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Oh yeah! And Joe is HOT!! Anyone who knows me will tell you how shallow I am!

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Joe's the one with the facial hair, right? heh

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He must be 16, right? LOL, I've had three 16 yo's try to add me as a friend. .

Krissy, Joe IS very handsome in this picture, you guys almost look like models to me. Actually....you kinda look like brother and sister to me.

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Heh...Do you think we actually live in Mississippi by choice?

MM, It's the amazing cleavage picture on your profile page. No visible tan lines...Add red hair to the mix....it drives the boys wild.

Rick, In a few years I will be competing with Joe in the facial hair contest. These days I spend just as much time plucking my chin as I do my eyebrows.



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Ha! MM is a MILF!!! Do you even have kids?

What do you call a mature woman who doesn't have kids, yet is fodder for the young boys to choke their chickens??? Technically they aren't MILFs.

Coo coo ca-choo, MM!

Krissy, does Joe have an extra pair of eyes on his forehead or something? Mutant freak.

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He does have an extra eye..but you cant really buy sunglasses for it.

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Try a monocle for it then. Just make sure he doesn't wear it while nude sunbathing.

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Oh my...

Rick..thaks I think and yes, I have kids, two of them. 24 and 14, both boys, thank the Lord. He knew what the hell he was doing, not giving me any girls. There is no way in hell anybody could live with me and another human having PMS at the same time LOL!

And Krissy..thanks ma'am..yanno, this picture, it was a fluke. Duck tape (yes I am a redneck, it is DUCK tape), mirrors and good old photoshop.

.... Joe's third eye had me rolling...ha ha ha ha...

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I'm sure boys are easier to raise than girls. Girls are too high maintenance!

Duck tape? What a hick! Bet if I goose ya those puppies will pop right out!

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All you need in life is 3 things.... Fix-a-flat, WD-40, and Duct tape.

If its stuck, WD' it..

If it wont stick, duct it

If its flat, use Fixaflat and Duct



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Ok, that's about all I want to hear about your bedroom escapades!

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Damn, and I hadn't even got to the cheez wiz yet...

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I can't hear you! lalalalalalala!

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Then I guess I shouldn't mention the toilet plunger and fishing wire either

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Only to the staff in ER in order to get them dislodged.

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