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Story time...


We haven't had a good story since the saga of Smartin. I say it's time for a new story. Ok? Okay. I'll start.


Once upon a time, a long time ago, lived a little tadpole named Timmy. He had a mommy and a daddy... Franny and Freddy Froggy, an older brother and sister, Ferdinand and Florence and a younger brother and sister, Tina and Tony.


One day, Timmy's parents came to him in the pond to explain that very soon, puberty would be upon him. It was time for him to pick his grown up Froggy name. Timmy thought and thought and decided to sleep on his decision.


The next morning, it came to him. His grown up name would be...



-- Edited by bawdy at 20:47, 2005-08-23

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...Nutsack! Ferdinand and Florence howled with laughter. Tina and Troy wanted to know what was so funny. Franny hung her head in shame. But Freddy...

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said, "why should we let you choose that name?" 

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"Cause you said I could, dude. And in a dream, the Great Frog in the sky came to me and said..."

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to hell with alliteration. Everyone must change their names to...

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...Wezieisabigdummyhead." And who were a meek frog family to argue with the proclamation of the Great Frog in the sky? So they all became known as Wezieisabigdummyhead. This of course caused...

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Wezieisabigdummyhead's mentor, WrathofWezie declared everyone in the story dead, thus ending the saga.

-- Edited by Wezie at 22:20, 2005-08-25

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But did it end there? With the frogs out of the way, this opened the door for Gnate and Gnancy Gnat to...

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gnaw gnawdy's gnads, but wait who is this?...

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It's twodogday blowing by like a tumbleweed as Katrina blusters through Florida. Soon she finds herself...

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thrown and blown off her throne, with nothing in her pockets but a doggie-bone.



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Unfortunately, because a hungry rottweiler happened by and smelling the doggy bone it chased her up a tree. Seeing this, Gnate and Gnancy Gnat...

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kicked the rotti in the ding-ding, saving TDD from becoming....

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ODD !!

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But it was far too late for that as twodogday snatched the gnats out of midair and stuffed them in...

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