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twodogday


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"Pedro decided to head home since he had run out of ways to contain his gas"



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After the other bums made fun of him, Pedro packed up his toys and went home.

Or was going to until he remembered he's homeless.

Now he feels rather silly.

The other bums won't let him live this one down.

Fuck!

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Pedro's buddies had a little fun with Krazy-Glue after he passed out.

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Pedro knew his plastic fetish was a problem...but this was the bottom for him. He started the 12 step program and Plastics Anonymous that day.



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Pedro just couldn't lose in the games of chance on this day at the county fair. This was the best day of Pedro's life. Then his wife kicked him out of the house for blowing a week's wages for a bunch of crap.

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Pedro, do your balls hang low? Do they wobble too and fro? Can you tie them in a knot? Can you tie them in bow? Can you throw them over your shoulder like a continental soldier? Do your balls hang low?

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Juan beseeched everyone to stop calling him Pedro.

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Juan has a problem; he has to pee & can't find his zipper!!! Wetting Pants

-- Edited by rusty at 05:09, 2005-07-18

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I've got the biggest balls of them all!

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After being gone for 2 days, Juan Pedro tried to prepare himself for the ass kicking his wife is going to give him.



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I will not share my toys, can't make me!!

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