BARR. MICHAEL LEYDENS (ESQ) LEYDENS & ASSOSCIATES, 4 Albert Embankments, London SE1 7SR, United Kingdom.
CLAIM AS NEXT OF KIN
Dear Lovelace
I am Barrister Michael Leydens , the personal Attorney to a Mr Melvin Lovelace who used to work with Mekon Associates Company in London who I want you to come up and act as his NEXT of KIN.On the 2nd of August 2004, my client, his wife and their three children were involved in a car accident along Manchester Express Road.All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives.Since then I have made several enquiries to your Embassy to locate any of my client's extended relatives, this has also proved unsuccessful.After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his relatives over the internet, to locate any member of his family but of no avail, hence I contacted you.I have contacted you to assist me in repatriating the money left behind by my client before they got confiscated or declared unserviceable by the FINANCE HOUSE where these huge deposits were lodged.Particularly, the ALLIED WELL PRIVATE BANKING U.K. (AWPB) where the deceased had an account valued at about £7.5M has issued me a notice to provide the next-of-kin or have the account confiscated within the next ten official working days. Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over nine (9) months now, I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased so that the proceeds of this account valued at £7.5M can be paid to you and then you and I can share the money; 50% to me and 40% to you, while 10% should be for expenses or tax as your government may required. I have all necessary legal documents that can be used to back up any claim we may make, all I require is your honest co-operation to enable us see this transaction through. I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. In view of the aforesaid information you to respond with your private telephone and fax numbers to enable us contact you with a detailed modality on how we intend to make this a success. Anticipating your prompt response. Yours Sincerely,
Barr Michael Leydens. 4 Albert Embankments, London SE1 7SR, United Kingdom Since it's from London and not Nigeria it must be true!!! And since Lovelace is my married name I must be the only next of kin they could find!! Too bad Linda Lovelace is dead already, she would be a great rep for the Lovelace family in London!I can't wait to get my hands on all this money!!! Woo Hoo! I'm rich!!!
Well, he guarantees it will be executed under a legitimate arrangement. If you can't trust a lawyer, who can you trust? Lanza got one similar to this. Another fatal car crash. She wrote back saying it was a family curse and she didn't want anything to do with the money.
A lawyer untrustworthy? Feh! That's like saying there's no steriod use in professional baseball! Come on now!
I really wonder who falls for these? You know that there is some 85 year old grandma in Armpit, Kansas that has given these suckers all her personal details and been taken to the cleaners, but you never hear about it on the news or anything. To humiliating to admit you think?
Armpit, Kansas, huh? You'd think they'd know when something smells funny. Apparently there's no shortage of gullible people. When you see the success of reality TV and wrestling and whatnot, it doesn't surprise me.
Steroids in baseball? Get out of town! Barry "mellon head" Bonds noggin is that large due to a bloated ego, not growth hormones!