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story time


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As Sherry walked through her....



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...own puddle of pee she...

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realized she forgot her Depends....

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...but that didn't matter because...

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her husband liked golden showers



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...especially when they both could...

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in an all night beer-bash

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...urinate until their friend Sally...

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showed up with the bishop's

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...staff and started flogging them...

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until he realized she was

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...enjoying the flogging, so she...

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quickly gathered up her new

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...vibrator and asked the bishop...

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if he would share his...

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...cup of communal wine with...

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her and the group of

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...degenerate albino midgets that had...

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been driven from their homeland



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jocularity during a church recital

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...which caused the choir to...

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Joculate? in the sacramental wine

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...which made it taste like...

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ambrosia.  The Bishop got drunk

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...again and started telling everyone...

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...about this one time in

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band camp.  When he played

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...a flute solo with his...

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best friend Ron Jeremy.  They

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