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twodogday


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machine


 


at the store


self check-out


or


cashier



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cashier

Your total at the store is $4.05.

Give the cashier $5.05 and get a buck back or give $5.00 and get $0.95 in change?

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give $5.00 and get $0.95 in change?


 


you placed a heavy item on the bottom of your shopping cart and the cashier didn't see it or scan it...do you


point it out


or


weeeheeheee! you got something for free



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point it out

The cashier gives you too much change. Do you tell her or keep the extra money?

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Tell her


 


Co worker gives you $20 to enjoy your self before a medical procedure.


Keep it or return it?



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$20 ?  WTF are you suppoesed to enjoy with $20?


Keep it


I stopped smoking pot 8 days ago, but have lost 10lbs from not having my appetite stimilated


go back to smoking before I get lighter than 113lbs (I'm 5'5")


or


hope my body's self-presevation system kicks in soon and I get my appetite back.



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hope your body's self-presevation system kicks in soon and you get your appetite back

What's more likely to happen...

Hell freezes over or twodogday permanently gives up smoking pot?

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bawdy wrote:

hope your body's self-presevation system kicks in soon and you get your appetite back What's more likely to happen... Hell freezes over or twodogday permanently gives up smoking pot?

lets hope the latter!! after all, i would probably prefer the heat


Oy vey, tdd. I hate to tell you this, but you should probably go visit a doctor. 



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twodogday


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Thanks shu.  My appetite has come back on it's own.  I needed to lose the weight I gained when I quit smoking cigs anyways. 


I have found many other health benefits from stopping my addiction to pot


so


 


I will remain quited


although it would be nice if it froze Florida


***************************************************


would you


rather endure the fury of a hurricane


or a Nor'Easter type storm?



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Nor'Easter

Princess Di's death

accident or conspiracy?

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Can you say CONSPIRACY!!!


TDD, I'm thrilled to hear that... Look after yourself, hun.


Which do you guys prefer (since we are on the weight issue)?


Overweight or underweight gal? (In moderation, of course)



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some meat on the bones > the waif look

Someone insults you. Do you insult them back or turn the other cheek?

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I turn around and show them both cheecks and say..."use both lips as you kiss it"


 


in a fight to the death who would win


 


Hillary or Condoleeza?



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Hillary

Fight to the death...

George W. Bush or a peanut?

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A peanut < click for a laugh


 


is the opposite of love


hate or indifference?


 



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*groan*

hate

McDonalds

I'm lovin' it or Blaaaaargh!?

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Blaaaaargh


 


If at first you don't succeed


do you try again


or


call in a professional to do the job?



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call in a professional to do the job

recycle or kill the environment?

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Kill... all the way!! <ducking for cover>


white after Labor day:


yes or no?



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yes

Did you hear anything about the Jerry Lewis telethon this year or know if they even had it?

yes or no?

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yes


 


are you happy Hockey is back


yes


or


who gives a puck?



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who gives a puck (Stupid greedy jerks. Sat out a whole season for nothing. Dummies.)

Yankees...good for baseball or evil?

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Evil


 


Sushi


yummy food


or


bait




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bait

Tom Cruise or a cruise missile fired at Tom Cruise?

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a cruise missile fired at Tom Cruise


name brand


OR


store brand sodas?


 



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name brand

Be totally honest on a resume or fudge a few details?

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fudge a few details....I prefer the word elaborate


 


you make a sandwich


do you cut it in half leaving top crust and bottom crust separated


or


cut it so you get top and bottom crust?



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I have no idea what you mean!

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twodogday wrote:

fudge a few details....I prefer the word elaborate   you make a sandwich do you cut it in half leaving top crust and bottom crust separated or cut it so you get top and bottom crust?

OK....look at these slices of bread



 


there is a top crust and a bottom crust


do you cut the bread from top to bottom or from side to side?


 



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Ohh I get it!! you mean Top to Bottom or Side to Side


TOP TO BOTTOM


 


Hot Tea or Cold Tea



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