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twodogday


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Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to


     change a light bulb?


 




A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY?


Because no one else in this damn house knows


HOW to change a light bulb!  They don't even know


that the bulb is BURNED OUT!!  They would sit


in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.  


And, once they figured it out,


they wouldn't be able to find the


light bulbs despite the fact that


they've been in the SAME CUPBOARD


for the past 17 YEARS!


But if they did, by some


miracle of God, actually find


them 2 DAYS LATER, the chair


they dragged to stand on to


change the STUPID light bulb would
STILL BE IN


THE SAME SPOT!!!!!


AND UNDERNEATH


IT WOULD BE THE


WRAPPER THE


STUPID LIGHT


BULBS CAME IN!!!


BECAUSE NO ONE


EVER CARRIES OUT


THE GARBAGE!!!!


IT'S A WONDER WE


HAVEN'T ALL


SUFFOCATED FROM


THE PILES OF


GARBAGE THAT


ARE A FOOT DEEP


THROUGHOUT THE


ENTIRE HOUSE!!


IT WOULD TAKE


AN ARMY TO


CLEAN THIS


DAMNED HOUSE!




I'm sorry.... What was the question?




-- Edited by twodogday at 08:44, 2005-08-06

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....on the subject of MEN-o-pause


 


thanks bawdy for the Gif



-- Edited by twodogday at 08:58, 2005-08-06

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Thanks for blinding me by choosing a purple font! (Tip: Highlight the text before reading to save your eyesight.)

All I can say is...'tis good to be a man. (as long as there are no women around with their monthly visitor!)

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