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Melissa


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Yo mama so short she did a suicide jump off a curb!


Give us your best Yo Mama one liners.  And no cuttin' and pastin' from some comedy web sites!



-- Edited by Melissa at 22:46, 2005-09-18

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Yo mama so fat she got more rolls than a bakery!


 



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Yo mama so fat even Sherpa's can't climb her! 


You get da picture!



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Yo mamas so fat she was busted for two pounds of crack.


 



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Your mama's so fat she has her own area code.

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Yo mama's so ugly she finished runner-up to Melissa in an ugly contest. *ducks*

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Yo mama's so stupid she uses the quote feature to respond to the preceding post. *ducks again*



-- Edited by bawdy at 18:38, 2005-09-20

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Melissa


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bawdy wrote:

Yo mama's so ugly she finished runner-up to Melissa in an ugly contest. *ducks*

WooHoo!!!  I won!!!!   (always look for the silver lining!)



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Melissa


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Yo mama's so nasty your dad brings her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye!

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You're mama's so ugly she presses her face in cookie dough to make gorilla cookies.

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Melissa


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lol! Good one!


Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning!



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Yo mama's so fat when she lies on the beach people keep trying to roll her back into the water.

Yo mama's so ugly she won first place in a Hallowe'en contest and she wasn't even wearing a mask.

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Yo mama's so nasty when her kids said they wanted crabs for dinner she spread her legs and told them to dig in.

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Yo Momma is so fat, you gotta roll her over twice to do doggy style

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Yo mama's so fat when they bring her a menu at a restaurant she just looks it over and says ok.

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