Yo mama so short she did a suicide jump off a curb!
Give us your best Yo Mama one liners. And no cuttin' and pastin' from some comedy web sites!
Yo mama so fat she got more rolls than a bakery!
Yo mama so fat even Sherpa's can't climb her!
You get da picture!
Yo mamas so fat she was busted for two pounds of crack.
bawdy wrote:Yo mama's so ugly she finished runner-up to Melissa in an ugly contest. *ducks*
WooHoo!!! I won!!!! (always look for the silver lining!)
lol! Good one!
Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning!