Pee with a purpose

Melissa · Veteran Member

Pee with a purpose

bawdy · The Omnipotent One

Haha..that is weird. The only times I've ever had trouble with aim was when hammered. Even then you can steady yourself with a hand against the wall or something. If you have balance, it shouldn't be a problem...unless you have morning wood and it's pointed towards the ceiling. Then you have to try standing on your head to pee downwards.

But yes, it's true...if there's a target, we'll aim for it.

What I find appalling is the number of men who don't wash their hands after using restrooms.

Duffy · Veteran Member

bawdy wrote:

Haha..that is weird. The only times I've ever had trouble with aim was when hammered. Even then you can steady yourself with a hand against the wall or something. If you have balance, it shouldn't be a problem...unless you have morning wood and it's pointed towards the ceiling. Then you have to try standing on your head to pee downwards. But yes, it's true...if there's a target, we'll aim for it. What I find appalling is the number of men who don't wash their hands after using restrooms.

lol, you know in Australia we just teach the kids not to piss on their hands

Melissa · Veteran Member

Duffy! You're killin' me here!

One of the gals at work told me when she was teaching her son to pee in the potty she would throw in some Cherrios and tell him to sink 'em! Geez you male type people are strange!

shu · Veteran Member

Interesting... But it makes sense... Think about it: If I told you to throw balls randomly (no pun intended here) at a five foot range, it would be annoying. If I put targets in the same range, it would be easier, more enjoyable, whatever.

bawdy · The Omnipotent One

Duffy wrote:

lol, you know in Australia we just teach the kids not to piss on their hands

Haha..so Aussies don't wash? Might as well shake peckers instead of hands then.

bawdy · The Omnipotent One

Melissa wrote:

Geez you male type people are strange!

Hey, we don't invite our friends to go to public restrooms with us. Who's strange?

bawdy · The Omnipotent One

shu wrote:

Interesting... But it makes sense... Think about it: If I told you to throw balls randomly (no pun intended here) at a five foot range, it would be annoying. If I put targets in the same range, it would be easier, more enjoyable, whatever.

Oh, I'd pee on you long before you had all the targets set up.

Duffy · Veteran Member

bawdy wrote:

Duffy wrote: lol, you know in Australia we just teach the kids not to piss on their hands Haha..so Aussies don't wash? Might as well shake peckers instead of hands then.

lol, I admit mine could be cleaner I haven't had a woman in for a while.

Melissa · Veteran Member

bawdy wrote:

Hey, we don't invite our friends to go to public restrooms with us. Who's strange?

Still going to have to say that it's the men that are strange!

Melissa · Veteran Member

Duffy wrote:

bawdy wrote: Duffy wrote: lol, you know in Australia we just teach the kids not to piss on their hands Haha..so Aussies don't wash? Might as well shake peckers instead of hands then. lol, I admit mine could be cleaner I haven't had a woman in for a while.

TMI from both of you! Thanks!

I got a visual of bawdy's though and I have to say it made me giggle! What would women do to greet eachother then??? I can only imagine the reply I'm going to get on this one! If anyone references picking up a six pack I'll hit 'em with a board!

bawdy · The Omnipotent One

Duffy wrote:

lol, I admit mine could be cleaner I haven't had a woman in for a while.

Melissa, give the man a blowjob and we'll kill two birds with one stone.

bawdy · The Omnipotent One

Melissa wrote:

TMI from both of you! Thanks!
I got a visual of bawdy's though and I have to say it made me giggle! What would women do to greet eachother then??? I can only imagine the reply I'm going to get on this one! If anyone references picking up a six pack I'll hit 'em with a board!

Six pack? heh

Actually, we don't care how you greet each other as long as you have dinner on the table in time.

shu · Veteran Member

bawdy wrote:

Oh, I'd pee on you long before you had all the targets set up.

Really? I'm flattered! Talk about golden showers... My heart's a racing...

shu · Veteran Member

bawdy wrote:

Duffy wrote: lol, I admit mine could be cleaner I haven't had a woman in for a while. Melissa, give the man a blowjob and we'll kill two birds with one stone.
Duffy, you must have hit a new low if you've got Rick askin for you... OY VEY!

Duffy · Veteran Member

Damn, i didn't know I was that desperate.....................

bawdy · The Omnipotent One

shu wrote:

Really? I'm flattered! Talk about golden showers... My heart's a racing...

Ewww! That is one fetish I don't understand the appeal of.

bawdy · The Omnipotent One

Duffy wrote:

Damn, i didn't know I was that desperate.....................

Hey, it's Melissa. It's not like I'd be doing you a favour!

GoddessOFSouls · Senior Member

bawdy wrote:

shu wrote: Really? I'm flattered! Talk about golden showers... My heart's a racing... Ewww! That is one fetish I don't understand the appeal of.

Me either, I did some research awhile back thinking I could figure it out, but NO ONE says why they like it, its more just they like it. and Ewwww is all I could think of we had a couple who was into it bring film in for developing and really I just didnt get it. those were NOT some pretty photo's!!

bawdy · The Omnipotent One

I guess if you were chilly it would help warm you up? heh. But I'll opt for a sweater instead, thanks. That's a little more intimate than I want to get with anyone. Put this one in the turn off category.

twodogday · Senior Member

bet y'all would beg someone to pee on you if you stepped on a sea urchin

It's the only thing that kills the stinging sensation

bawdy · The Omnipotent One

Yeah, I heard that about jellyfish, but it's not something you'd look forward to. And who's the first person to discover it was the only thing to soothe the pain?

"Ooooh! It burns! Maybe if you pee on me, Bob..."

shu · Veteran Member

I know a couple who is very into it... I dont think I would be, but you know my policy: "Don't knock it til you've tried it... twice!"

bawdy · The Omnipotent One

So how was it the first time?

rusty · Senior Member

Melissa wrote:

Two of the most common indications of nervousness are trembling hands and a need to urinate. It's hardly surprising, then, that the floors of men's airport toilets are soaked with piss: most of the gents who use the facilities are at least a little concerned at the prospect of their upcoming flight.Until recently, the lavatories at Amsterdam's Schiphol airport were no exception, as nervous flyers emptied their bladders everywhere except in the urinals. However after a debate among airport staff, Schiphol hit upon a possible solution.The cleaners began painting flies on the inside of urinals, the theory being that men would always aim for the little 'fellas' (flies) in an attempt to piss them down the drain. And it seems to have worked. With 700 fake flies now resident in the airport's conveniences, the level of splashing has been reduced by 80%, and the toilet manufacturers are now producing a line of 'bogs' (toilets) complete with pre-painted flies."There is something about male psychology that makes men aim for targets when they pee - if there's something on the urinal, they will always try to blast it off," explains Schiphol's Marianne De Bie.
Bawdy, Randy, etc...is this true? When you pee do you really try to drown a fly or something like that? Or are you sissy men who pee sitting down? I just can't believe that a man couldn't hold it still enough not to piss all over the floor! Hell, I just flew this weekend and didn't shake so hard that I fell off the pot!

Who's Randy???

bawdy · The Omnipotent One

My username is bawdy, so it's safe to say I am!

I think she probably meant you, but it was a Freudian slip because you make her randy. But I'd like to hear who she was referring to myself. Is duffy the only other guy here? I think so.

rusty · Senior Member

bawdy wrote:

My username is bawdy, so it's safe to say I am! I think she probably meant you, but it was a Freudian slip because you make her randy. But I'd like to hear who she was referring to myself. Is duffy the only other guy here? I think so.

I've been known to have that affect on women!!!

bawdy · The Omnipotent One

And then you woke up!

Melissa · Veteran Member

OMG!! I cannot believe I did that! A thousand I'm sorry's Rusty! Looking at the calendar I realize I had flown home the day before from my grandfathers funeral and I know my ass was jet lagged and exhausted for days after....so that's my crappy excuse and I'm sticking to it!

bawdy · The Omnipotent One

It's ok, Maryann, really.

Sorry to hear about your grandfather, sweetie. I'm sure Randy will be too.