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bawdy


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Ok, I had this dream last night. I was at some kind of function with music and dancing and Madonna was there performing a couple songs. And I was saying all kinds of nasty things about her to my friends. Word gets back to her and later I find out she had dedicated her two songs to me, so I spent the rest of the evening all apologetic and sucking up to her. Of course she was having none of it and kept throwing my words back in my face. But finally at the end of the night she relents and says she'll forgive me if I do something called "the spaghetti dance" with her and her friends in front of everyone. So I went and made a fool of myself doing this ridiculous dance with them.

At that point I woke up and couldn't get back to sleep. What's up with that???

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Jeez, that was a weird dream


LOL....googled spagetti dance and put it through a dream interpreter


Madonna and rick sitting in a treeeee...K.i.s.s.i-n-g


 



-- Edited by twodogday at 13:58, 2005-10-18

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Ick. Don't even joke about that. God knows where her mouth's been. Not to mention her diseased crotch. I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot spaghetti noodle.

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I would say GUILT because you didn't like her, yet she was going to do something nice for you. and being a fairly nice person, you felt a desire to be polite. which was really reminding you, that she isn't nice even when she appears to be nice. sooooooooo... DON'T DREAM OF SKANKS! see there is a moral to dreams after all ......



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Ahhhh, you are so wise. But skanks do things in dreams the girl next door won't in dreams!

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LOL Ohhhhhh NOT SOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!


Iam the Girl Next Door, actually married the Boy Next Door. and really where do you think I come up with some of my story ideas?


*giggles* everyone is next door to someone even Madonna


 


Hummm maybe you should share some of your dreams about those skanky gals I could use some new story ideas *chuckle*



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Ahhh, so inside every girl next door lies a bit of a skank? Praise the lord! heh

I seldom remember my dreams. So you're out of luck for new story ideas. The ones I do remember are usually nightmares.

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I prefur the term Vixen to skank if you don't mind...LOL


 "A Lady In Public, and his own personal Vixen In Private" didnt you know that is every mans dream ....LOL


 


I don't recall much of my dreams either, but lately I have had more then a few of the ex, which is odd because I didnt even dream of him when we did live under the same roof .......LOL


Hummmm Nightmares eh? as long as there not all about the skank you can share'em and yes she is a skank!!



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Well, no one wants to marry a prude, that's for sure.

Dreaming of the ex? Could be a nightmare. Or is he bound and gagged as you emasculate him?

And as far as I know that was the only time Madonna ever made an appearance in my dreams.

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So my question is this:

Were you wearing shoes in this dream? If so were they wingtips or ballet shoes? And did anyone offer you a banana? This could help me in better interpreting this dream.


Hi Rick! Remember me?

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bawdy wrote:

Well, no one wants to marry a prude, that's for sure. Dreaming of the ex? Could be a nightmare. Or is he bound and gagged as you emasculate him? And as far as I know that was the only time Madonna ever made an appearance in my dreams.


Ohhh YummmmY I never thought about making a Nightmare enjoyable ..LOL anytime your dreaming about the ole Britney I would suggest that you wake up ASAP! before perminate damage is done to your psyche!



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Lanza! Long time no see! Thanks for crawling out of the woodwork to grace us with your presence. Is this a drive by post or are you planning on sticking around for a while?

I didn't notice my shoes, but I know they weren't Madge's (or Esther as she's calling herself these days) fuck me pumps, because those are near impossible to dance in. And really, would anyone accept a banana that's been anywhere in the vicinity of Madonna? I think not.

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GoddessOFSouls wrote:

Ohhh YummmmY I never thought about making a Nightmare enjoyable ..LOL anytime your dreaming about the ole Britney I would suggest that you wake up ASAP! before perminate damage is done to your psyche!


Britney? It would truly be a nightmare if she started to talk. Or sing. At least I can take consolation in the fact that Kevin Federline is too lazy to appear in dreams.

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Ok well now did you dream of BRITNEY?? LOL I was just planting a seed to see if you dreamed about ALL the skanks or just Madonna. THERE has to be a reason. sooooooooooooooooooooo


WHO you Dreaming about NOW? *chuckle*


 


If this works Iam so trying Lassie next time ........



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God no, I've never dreamed of that dense, little twat!

Lassie? A bit too hairy for my taste. I'd just as soon date an Italian girl. heh (Just a joke, Italian girls!)

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Ahhh excuse me, but speaking for all my Sisters, I don't think we are JOKES!


Nothing wrong with a good old fashioned Italian girl.




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Well, there's that whole European thing about women not shaving their pits... But I just wanted to get your blood boiling. One thing about Italian girls, they're sexy when they're mad.

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HEY! I will have you know that sexy is a state of mind and baby I have a good State of MIND So does this mean that I have to shave my pits now?

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If sexy is a state of mind, explain the appeal of blondes.

Shave your pits if your state of mind recommends it.

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I don't find blondes appealing. so I can't explain why you would.     Dam-it NOW I have to shave my pits or move to Europe and I can't afford that.     * razors are cheaper ...LOL  

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For a few bucks anyone can be a blonde. I think brunettes and redheads can stand up to blondes any day. It's just hair colour. There's so much more to take into account in women.

I was going to look into moving Europe over here for you, but that razor idea of yours sure sounds more cost efficient.

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Your Correct ITS all just A HAIR COLOR mine is RED, use to be Brunette until about 6years ago I needed a change and someone suggested I try RED HAIR as a subtle change. well as for subtle I woudnt say it was that, since my first attempt got me PURPLE hair, so after a couple days of conditioning we Tried another RED to calm the last one and I ended up with this really beautiful shade which I have never again been able to achieve, BUT I have come close a couple times, but in the process I discovered that I should have been born with Red Hair, its just very much me..


LOL ok how was that for a ramble?


 


I will run out and get somemore Razors TODAY wouldnt want you draging all of Europe here



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Purple? Ha..I didn't realize you were so punk. Got any strange piercings we should know about. I'm glad I don't have to fuss around with my hair, dying it and all like women do. Just cut it short, it's quick to towel dry and I'm good to go. Not balding, no noticeable greying... *knock on wood*

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I think I would be more Goth then Punk .. since I tend to follow that dark stuff .... I would shop at Vampires R US if there was one ...lol


as long as you have just enough hair for a lady to play with all is good, we need either a little something to run our fingers though or rub .. lol come to think of it my Grandma use to call that twittling



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Are you sure grandma was talking about a man's head?

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LOL LOL TODAY Iam NOT sure of ANYTHING

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Welcome to my world.

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Its a Freaky World ya Live in Darlin LoL

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Yeah, and apparently I'm a freak magnet.

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Was that Braggin or Complain? LoL

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