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bawdy


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Just an observation. heh

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So your saying Only Freaks are attracted to you?


 


*snicker*



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Attracted? Probably more repelled like everyone else!

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sits on Ricks lap, runs fingers though his hair, <you do have hair right? >
smiles while asking is this how you repel women?

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Sure, I have a full head of hair, but it's rather presumptuous of you to assume I have a lap.

Oh, I'm all for discovering new ways to repel!

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Oh, I wasn't trying to be presumptuous, I was only stating the lap as a body region. and perhaps you have 4 legs or 4 arms or 2 heads of 10 toes on each of your 4 legs and that 3rd eye sure does make you look oh so handsome, but I especially like the way that you lick your eyebrow! That is an eyebrow isn't it?

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Exactly my point. You just assumed I was a normal two-legged, two armed man when in fact I could be just a head kept alive in the laboratory of a mad scientist. But who told you about my uni-brow?

A tongue that can lick eyebrows?? You wish!!

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so your just another head then in Ricks Physco Ward Eh?


I can't tell you who told me about the Uni-Brow, that is HIGHLY Confidential, if I told you then I would have to Kill you, and its so difficult these days to do away with a Jar of Nasty smelling fluids containing a Brain. NOT to mention the legal ramifications of all that.


 
Not, your Tongue eh? well I best not ask then.

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Just another head? Thanks, comments like that do wonders for my self esteem.

If you tell someone confidential you can't kill them. They always escape. Haven't you ever seen a James Bond film?

I'm sure you could blend the nasty smelling fluids in when you throw out your leftover dinner and no one will be any the wiser.

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LOL I Have seen ALL of the James Bond Movies!


 


*sigh* Ok OK I will behave myself, hows this "Oh, Rick, your Brain if by far the lovelist brain I have never Not seen,


 


I see you have eaten my cooking eh?



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GoddessOFSouls wrote:
*sigh* Ok OK I will behave myself, hows this "Oh, Rick, your Brain if by far the lovelist brain I have never Not seen


Doesn't "never not seen" imply you always see it? Damn double negatives.

If I'd actually eaten your cooking do you think I'd still be alive to tell you about it? I bet you could kill James Bond just by inviting him to dinner.



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bawdy wrote:

GoddessOFSouls wrote: *sigh* Ok OK I will behave myself, hows this "Oh, Rick, your Brain if by far the lovelist brain I have never Not seen Doesn't "never not seen" imply you always see it? Damn double negatives. If I'd actually eaten your cooking do you think I'd still be alive to tell you about it? I bet you could kill James Bond just by inviting him to dinner.


Yes your correct I messed that one up.


BUT!


on the other subject *I* happen to be a damn good cook YOU would not only STILL be alive, but you would begging me to cook something for you!! YUP its a FACT, you would just think about my cooking and your mouth would water. LOL



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Do you have cats? Cook me a cat!!!

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NOoooooooooooooo No CATs and I don't COOK them either.


I really can't even address that last comment, I have tried and find Iam either laughing to hard, which in itself would make me warped and not quite right.


and I have this desire to say RICK!! your just not right sometimes ......LOL LOL LOL



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Sometimes? I'm not quite right ALL THE TIME! heh

Hmmm..how's about I disguise a cat as a chicken? Would you cook it then?

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you would have better luck with MAN then A CAT, Iam thinking I will become a Canibal CHef and you can be the Canible how about a little lemon pepper lady hocks for din din?


LOL lord forgive me that was just so wrong



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Now you want to cook little ladies? Do you have something against midgets? And hocks? If you're going to be cooking ladies, at least offer me a breast or a rump roast!

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LOL I have nothing against anyone, LoL the visual I had reading this is just WRONG! LOL very very wrong

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What now? You're envisioning trussing up someone like a turkey for Thanksgiving now, aren't you?

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LOL LOL well I WASN'T but I can't say that you havent given me yet ANOTHER great Idea

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Well then, I hope you don't mind if I take a pass on the stuffing.

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*CHUCKLE* awwww Chicken!!

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Chicken? No. Hygienic? Yes. heh

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Hey I clean up first! *chuckle* I even wash my hands before starting *chuckle*


 


you so make me laugh!



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It's nice to know you're clean but my concern is the area your sticking the stuffing. Give all the pre-baking enemas you want, I'm still going to pass!

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LOL fair enough.


actually Iam one of those weak stomached kind of girls, offensive smells and such things tend to send me right to the bathroom in a most un-lady like wretching session. so you need not worry I don't have the stomach to be really gross



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Many foods make me retch literally. ie. squash, baked beans, pineapple

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Hey I love squash and pineapple and Baked Beans are OK to! so what do you like to eat?

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Basically the only veggies I'll eat are green beans, yellow beans, rice, potatoes, cucumber, radishes, celery, lettuce, raw carrots and raw onions. That's it.

I like meat...veal, pork, hamburger, will eat steak but it's not my preference. I love chicken and pasta. And cheese. Mmmm...mmmm.

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WHATS THIS NO TOMATO? iam so very crushed now, I love Tomato LoL


 


All good meats so you would like the Chicken Alfredo then since its got all your favs in it. you would be easy to cook for for the most part. but difficult to ONLY cook for since I love most veggies, we do agree on meats though for the most part. I didnt see no Fish or seafood in that line up of yours



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