Sanity Held Hostage

twodogday · twodogday

You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus: 1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. 2. An old friend who once saved your life. 3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about....

twodogday · twodogday

Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb? A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this damn house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit...

Krissy · Krissy

With the caption...just absolutely crazy for each other! -- Edited by Krissy at 06:41, 2005-08-06

rusty · rusty

twodogday · twodogday

let's see....where to start? My best galfriend was supposed to come and visit this past weekend She was not able to make it. I asked T-man if he would mind if I still took the time off and went away by muself to a local motel? He said yes, no problem...would porbably do me...

twodogday · twodogday

Dear God, Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Where are their priorities? Dear Dog, That was my intention. If they did smell one another, all human families would have a litter of 12 to 18 kids. * Dear God, When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or...

twodogday · twodogday

Peter Schrager / FOXSports.com Posted: 11 hours ago Jessica Simpson is starring as Daisy Duke in the upcoming Dukes of Hazzard movie, Larry the Cable Guy is "Getting 'Er Done" on a nationwide tour, and Bo Bice is ... well ... doing whatever it is that Bo Bice does. NASCA...

bawdy · bawdy

Ready for some fun? Click here. When she gets stuck, click and drag her to send her on her way again.

bawdy · bawdy

Here are some of the replies Paul Lynde gave Peter Marshall on "The Hollywood Squares"... Peter Marshall: If the right part comes along, will George C. Scott do a nude scene? Paul Lynde: You mean he doesn't have the right part? Peter Marshall: Will a goose help warn you if there's an intrude...

bawdy · bawdy

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twodogday · twodogday

Pass the dutchie on the left-hand side

-- Edited by twodogday at 16:31, 2005-07-28

twodogday · twodogday

Russia’s Biggest Spammer Brutally Murdered in Apartment Created: 25.07.2005 13:14 MSK (GMT +3), Updated: 16:29 MSK MosNewsVardan Kushnir, notorious for sending spam to each and every citizen of Russia who appeared to have an e-mail, was found dead in his Moscow apartment on Sunday, Interfa...

twodogday · twodogday

Don't you wonder what you would say if you came face-to-face with Hitler or Jim Jones ... or bin Laden? Would you want to understand their reasoning behind their actions? Or just kick'em square in the Nutz?

bawdy · bawdy

Krissy · Krissy

rusty · rusty

Watch out for that sunshine folks!!!

Dina K · Dina K

Wishin ya all a most maaaaahvelous day!!!

bawdy · bawdy

These questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website. 1. Q: I have never seen it warm on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK) A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die. 2. Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA) A: Dep...

rusty · rusty

Even the dogs have set up stands!!!

bawdy · bawdy

I'm having trouble changing to a larger font. They seem to be set at a value of -1. I tried changing to values of and 1 but nothing seemed to change. An expert opinion would be welcome.

bawdy · bawdy

I received this in my e-mail box today. It’s been a while since I had fun with one of these, and this one was refreshingly different from your typical Nigerian scam spam. First, the e-mail I received is in bold below. The un-highlighted comments following are mine. Hello. My name is Mark Birma...

Dina K · Dina K

Does anyone here post on the board late at night or have messenger or anything like that?? The reason I ask is, Steve works shift work...and right now he's on nights, and since I got broken into last year and got my lights knocked out, I do NOT sleep while he's working nights. I can only watch so...

bawdy · bawdy

Dina K · Dina K

Hubby bought me this back in June....I LOVE IT!!! Some folks computer show it up as red, but it's actually "impact orange"! So now, while hubby is at work in his truck, I can still go down and play on the sandbar with the kiddos!! Heheheh, yes I KNOW I'm spoiled...and proud of it!! :biggri...

twodogday · twodogday

Ram-a-lama Ding-dong!!!! or does this outfit make my butt look big?

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	Thinking outside the Box (Preview) You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus: 1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die. 2. An old friend who once saved your life. 3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about....	twodogday	8	565	Sat Aug 6 19:32 2005 by bawdy
	How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb? (Preview) Q: How many women with MENOPAUSE does it take to change a light bulb? A: One! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in this damn house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit...	twodogday	2	413	Sat Aug 6 13:34 2005 by bawdy
	Tom and Katie's official engagement Photo (Preview) With the caption...just absolutely crazy for each other! -- Edited by Krissy at 06:41, 2005-08-06	Krissy	1	461	Sat Aug 6 13:26 2005 by bawdy
	Why Do Dogs Smell Everything . . . (Preview)	rusty	8	509	Sat Aug 6 13:14 2005 by bawdy
	Just venting (Preview) let's see....where to start? My best galfriend was supposed to come and visit this past weekend She was not able to make it. I asked T-man if he would mind if I still took the time off and went away by muself to a local motel? He said yes, no problem...would porbably do me...	twodogday	8	564	Sat Aug 6 13:03 2005 by bawdy
	God's responses to letters from dogs (Preview) Dear God, Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom, if ever, smell one another? Where are their priorities? Dear Dog, That was my intention. If they did smell one another, all human families would have a litter of 12 to 18 kids. * Dear God, When we get to Heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or...	twodogday	1	476	Sat Aug 6 13:01 2005 by bawdy
	Redneck Games are a good ol' time (Preview) Peter Schrager / FOXSports.com Posted: 11 hours ago Jessica Simpson is starring as Daisy Duke in the upcoming Dukes of Hazzard movie, Larry the Cable Guy is "Getting 'Er Done" on a nationwide tour, and Bo Bice is ... well ... doing whatever it is that Bo Bice does. NASCA...	twodogday	26	593	Thu Aug 4 12:29 2005 by bawdy
	Wheeeeeeee! (Preview) Ready for some fun? Click here. When she gets stuck, click and drag her to send her on her way again.	bawdy	16	636	Wed Aug 3 14:03 2005 by bawdy
	Paul Lynde on Hollywood Squares (Preview) Here are some of the replies Paul Lynde gave Peter Marshall on "The Hollywood Squares"... Peter Marshall: If the right part comes along, will George C. Scott do a nude scene? Paul Lynde: You mean he doesn't have the right part? Peter Marshall: Will a goose help warn you if there's an intrude...	bawdy	2	555	Tue Aug 2 18:13 2005 by bawdy
	Deep Thoughts Contest (Preview) --------------------------------------------------------------------------------	bawdy	0	431	Tue Aug 2 15:03 2005 by bawdy
	Add your caption to this picture 7/28/05 (Preview) Pass the dutchie on the left-hand side -- Edited by twodogday at 16:31, 2005-07-28	twodogday	4	525	Sun Jul 31 05:29 2005 by Krissy
	Rick!...Ya' gonna LUV this article (Preview) Russia’s Biggest Spammer Brutally Murdered in Apartment Created: 25.07.2005 13:14 MSK (GMT +3), Updated: 16:29 MSK MosNewsVardan Kushnir, notorious for sending spam to each and every citizen of Russia who appeared to have an e-mail, was found dead in his Moscow apartment on Sunday, Interfa...	twodogday	2	483	Fri Jul 29 12:59 2005 by bawdy
	RandomThoughts (Preview) Don't you wonder what you would say if you came face-to-face with Hitler or Jim Jones ... or bin Laden? Would you want to understand their reasoning behind their actions? Or just kick'em square in the Nutz?	twodogday	9	578	Fri Jul 29 12:44 2005 by bawdy
	An SHH Exclusive: Tom Converts Oprah To Scientology! (Preview)	bawdy	4	501	Thu Jul 28 13:26 2005 by bawdy
	OMG! Rick you are getting well known! (Preview)	Krissy	6	472	Thu Jul 28 13:24 2005 by bawdy
	Summer At The Beach . . . (Preview) Watch out for that sunshine folks!!!	rusty	15	651	Sun Jul 24 13:56 2005 by bawdy
	G'morning ladies, gents...and BAWDY!!! (Preview) Wishin ya all a most maaaaahvelous day!!!	Dina K	9	650	Sun Jul 24 13:43 2005 by bawdy
	Questions Regarding Tourism In Canada (Preview) These questions about Canada were posted on an International Tourism Website. 1. Q: I have never seen it warm on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK) A: We import all plants fully grown and then just sit around watching them die. 2. Q: Will I be able to see Polar Bears in the street? (USA) A: Dep...	bawdy	11	652	Sun Jul 24 13:31 2005 by bawdy
	It's So Hot . . . . (Preview) Even the dogs have set up stands!!!	rusty	8	518	Sun Jul 24 13:26 2005 by bawdy
	Fonts (Preview) I'm having trouble changing to a larger font. They seem to be set at a value of -1. I tried changing to values of and 1 but nothing seemed to change. An expert opinion would be welcome.	bawdy	15	642	Sat Jul 23 14:58 2005 by bawdy
	Even More Fun With Spam! (Preview) I received this in my e-mail box today. It’s been a while since I had fun with one of these, and this one was refreshingly different from your typical Nigerian scam spam. First, the e-mail I received is in bold below. The un-highlighted comments following are mine. Hello. My name is Mark Birma...	bawdy	4	925	Sat Jul 23 14:56 2005 by bawdy
	Question for EVERYBODY!!!!!!! (Preview) Does anyone here post on the board late at night or have messenger or anything like that?? The reason I ask is, Steve works shift work...and right now he's on nights, and since I got broken into last year and got my lights knocked out, I do NOT sleep while he's working nights. I can only watch so...	Dina K	2	474	Sat Jul 23 14:04 2005 by bawdy
	What's In A Name? (Preview)	bawdy	2	444	Fri Jul 22 14:29 2005 by bawdy
	Ok, gotta show off my new toy!!! (Preview) Hubby bought me this back in June....I LOVE IT!!! Some folks computer show it up as red, but it's actually "impact orange"! So now, while hubby is at work in his truck, I can still go down and play on the sandbar with the kiddos!! Heheheh, yes I KNOW I'm spoiled...and proud of it!! :biggri...	Dina K	10	714	Fri Jul 22 14:24 2005 by bawdy
	Add your caption to this picture 7/21/05 (Preview) Ram-a-lama Ding-dong!!!! or does this outfit make my butt look big?	twodogday	10	653	Fri Jul 22 13:55 2005 by bawdy
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